Bumper Stickers

Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it’s an amusement park.

EARTH FIRST! We’ll stripmine the other planets later.

God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.

I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.

I wasn’t born a witch. Men like you made me this way.

Taxation WITH representation isn’t so hot, either!

Be nice to your kids… They will pick out your nursing home.

Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.

Your child may be an honor student but you’re still an idiot.

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

BEER: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.

So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute.

I need someone really bad… Are you really bad?

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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